Paper lips
How I almost kissed John Stamos.
What Greek girl in the 80s did not have a crush on John Stamos? At the time, the only other Greeks in the popular media were Telly Savalas and Zorba the Greek. But with “Blackie” and “Uncle Jesse”, we had proof that our gene pool could produce a nose in perfect proportion to the face, a chest and ears bereft of excess body hair, a name you could pronou…
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